Everytime I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but they're not able
When I look at them I find
there's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
it's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe it's cause of the way that I walk,
makes them think that I like...boys
The goddamn question just won't go away
cause I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
Because my whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching Spongebob had side-effects.
I'm not gay and that's what I said,
If I'm gay may God strike me dead.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but I fear I must,
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay.
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you don't count Bible camp.
